John R. Houk
© April 8, 2014
The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has been doing its utmost to label the Clarion Project’s production of the documentary “Honor Diaries” as a load of manure produced by Islamophobic race-haters. You should note that if the lips of CAIR are moving there is a lie involved. The FBI has connected CAIR to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood as unindicted co-conspirators of the Holy Land Foundation Muslims that were convicted for illegally funding solicited donations in the USA to the Islamic Terrorist Jew-hating group Hamas which in turn is the Palestinian wing of the Muslim Brotherhood. CAIR has been exposed in the book “Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld that’s Conspiring to Islamize America” by some journalistic undercover work by Dave Gaubatz (P. David Gaubatz) and Paul Sperry (the two authors) with the actual undercover work by Chris Gaubatz. And a there are a host of other Counterjihad writers that have exposed CAIR which in turn has used Legal Jihad (or Lawfare) to try to silence the CAIR-critics. One that comes to mind is Andrew Whitehead of the ACAIR website. CAIR tried to shut down Whitehead with a defamation lawsuit. CAIR lost not willing to comply with Whitehead’s discovery request.
In connection to the Honor Diaries Megyn Kelly has been reporting on CAIR’s legal jihad to keep the documentary out of public venues. CAIR had successfully intimidated the University of Michigan to cancel a showing of the Honor Diaries that was to be aired in Dearborn (aka Dearbornistan), MI. Megyn Kelly in reporting this legal jihad by CAIR showed excerpts of the Honor Diaries. CAIR also made legal jihad threats against Kelly airing documentary excerpts on her Fox News show the Kelly File. Indeed I saw an ad today on Fox News that the Kelly File will again address the brutality of the honor killing culture of Islam on her Tuesday April eighth show.
Now in light of CAIR legal jihad against the Honor Diaries in an email I received today from WorldNetDaily I became aware of a parody video that incorporates Megyn Kelly, CAIR legal jihad AND a movie clip involving Adolf Hitler redubbed in English as if der Führer is addressing some kind of CAIR council meeting. IT IS HILARIOUS!
Posted by Watchman OnTheWall
Published on Apr 3, 2014
Mark Alexander of The Patriot Post uses the humor of a redneck comedian to poke a little fun at the idiocy of Liberals (in my opinion aka Left-Wing Nuts).
You Might Be a Liberal If…
And Especially If…
By Mark Alexander
Email sent: 4/2/2014 1:07 PM
Webpage Date: Apr. 2, 2014
“[W]e ought to deprecate the hazard attending ardent and susceptible minds, from being too strongly, and too early prepossessed in favor of other political systems, before they are capable of appreciating their own.” –George Washington (1795)
We use political labels all the time. Too often, though, we do so without conveying anything substantive about the beliefs or worldviews of the individual upon whom the label has been conferred.
So what’s in a name?
To answer that question, I’ve culled numerous lists of my own, and those submitted by colleagues, regarding the attributes of voters who identify as “Democrats.” With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here are my favorite answers to:
You Might Be a Liberal If You…
…still have an “Obama 2012” bumper sticker on your car – right next to your “Obama 2008” bumper sticker.
…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.
…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”
…are certain that any criticism of Obama is rooted in racism.
…believe Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are “journalists,” and everything on MTV and in the New York Times is “journalism.”
…look like “a deer in the headlights” if anyone mentions our Constitution because that is just “right-wing rhetoric.”
…rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.
…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.
…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.
…feel George Soros is a benevolent patriarch but the Koch brothers are evil incarnate.
…support redistribution of wealth, as long as it’s not your wealth.
…use hash tags like #hatewhitey, #taxtherich and #hateTEA on Twitter.
…believe that our Constitution is “living” but unborn children are not.
…are tolerant of diverse opinions as long as they do not divert from your own.
…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions.
…feel people who are opposed to the redefinition of marriage, as Barack Obama was when elected, are bigots.
…feel the free market is where one goes to collect government handouts.
…have no idea that Franklin Roosevelt’s “principle on taxation” was plagiarized from Karl Marx.
…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”
…believe that Che Guevara is a saint.
…know more than one vegan.
…oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting the death penalty for the most innocent of unborn children.
…believe the only absolute in life is a brand of vodka.
…have joined Al Gore’s cult of earth worshippers and feel “global warming” is all manmade.
…believe Oprah should be Obama’s running mate in his third term.
…believe the phrase “separation of Church and State” is in the Constitution.
…reject the “paper or plastic” question because you’re “bi-sacksual.”
…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.
…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.
…protest against state censorship unless it’s directed at anything “conservative.”
…feel it’s OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests for welfare recipients.
…feel it’s OK to mandate IDs to withdraw your own money from your own bank while it’s racist to require IDs to vote.
…believe that making a “gun-like finger gesture” in elementary school is cause for expulsion while body guards for leftists should be armed to the teeth.
…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips but not abortion referrals.
…believe that “clinging to guns and religion” is subversive anti-American behavior.
…believe that “the right to keep and bear arms” is an obstacle to Liberty rather than its best insurance policy, that “a well regulated militia” refers to the National Guard, and that “arms” refers only to shotguns and hunting rifles.
…feel Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden are heroes for stealing millions of classified documents and making them available to Russia and China.
…trust that Obama’s IRS enemies list is fully justified.
…believe that altering the “Benghazi talking points” is an Italian automaker’s revised marketing plan.
…believe Bill Clinton is the best spokesperson for the Democrats.
…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.
…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.
…believe Barack Hussein Obama is trustworthy.
And finally, you are definitely a liberal if you don’t take issue with any of the statements listed above.
Next week’s topic: Your (sic) Might Be a Conservative If…
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My eleven year old grandson showed me this video on the doggy will eat for anyone but President Barack Hussein Obama. Many of you may have already watched this because it was about four years ago. I saw it for the first time this morning – HILLARIOUS!
Video: No Treats From Obama
Posted by kentuckygirl58
Uploaded on Jul 24, 2009
Opie is extremely picky about who he takes his treats from.
It is political humor time. The butt of the joke is the “debt ceiling”.
JRH 6/11/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
THE DEBT CEILING
Sent 6/10/12 3:50 PM
* Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.
* Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.
* NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING.
SO – Allow me to explain.
Let’s say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the ceilings or pump out the s**t? (Jeopardy moment for “s**t”: another word for excrement. What is ___?)
Your choice is coming in November. Don’t miss the opportunity.
It is political humor time. Now we settle who is better: Democrats or Republicans.
JRH 6/8/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama-Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
P R I C E L E SS!
JRH 5/11/12 (Thanks Michael and Gunner)
Comment by Gunner Panobscot
I don’t understand how they caught this guy to begin with. Anyone know? And who made the undies, Fruit of the Boom? BVDestruction? Slains? Playwrecks? Was the guy singing Allah La La BOOM Dee Aye? Was his name Barak O’Bomber? Questions, questions, questions.
Here is some political humor sent as a chain email. The only text is the title. Warning! If you are a Muslim you will not appreciate the humor.
Planning Ahead for 2013
It’s political humor time.
JRH 4/1/12 (Hat Tip Vicki)
Sent: Apr 1, 2012 at 1:54 PM
If this doesn’t cheer you up, nothing will…..
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
Solution to the problem in Libya: They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
Here is some hilarious political humor that I believe is a response to the Left’s war on Christianity.
JRH 3/10/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me Beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
For his party’s sake.
Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has Anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I’m glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree!
PRAY FOR YOUR PRESIDENT!!
—– Psalm 109:8
My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8″.
When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing & laughing. Then she read it to me. I couldn’t believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.
Psalm 109:8 ~ “Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.”
At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president!
Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.
Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?
So, it is time for chain email political humor.
If you are a Conservative you will roar with laughter.
If you are Leftist, I give you permission to choke on it.
JRH 2/15/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
Stop the Spread of this Disease
Information about GonorrheaLectim
Sent: Feb 14, 2012 at 11:09 AM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect’em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.