Who is Kryzhanovsky

I have been intrigued with the claims of Mikhail Kryzhanovsky of being a super spy former KGB assassin that evolved into a CIA assassin. This somewhat comic video demonstrates that his claims are simply too out of this world to believe.


JRH 9/10/11 (Hat Tip: Lancaster)




Eligible for Welfare?

Here is some political humor about the Welfare State.


JRH 8/22/2011 (Hat Tip: Vicki)


Welfare Candidate’s Photo

Dogs eligible for Welfare


This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my dogs are of mixed race and color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first check next Friday.


Send This to Under the Age of 40 PLEASE

Here is some chain email worth reading simply because it is right on. The premise is if you under the age 40 you might get confused because the under 40 era is so different than the childhood of the over 40 era. Personally I would consider raising age level to under age 50. I am sending this to some younger dudes to perhaps meditate on how to return America to a generally safer cultural milieu. Yeah I know our era had its fair share of actual unwholesomeness; however the wholesomeness far outweighed the unwholesomeness.


JRH 5/26/11


Anyone I send this to under the age of 40 PLEASE pass it on to your parents because you won’t understand it but they will!!! ENJOY!!!!!!




Generally, I don’t forward but this was so funny that I wanted to share it with you.  I hope that you enjoy this bit of nostalgic “medicine.”….  Laughter really begins after the photos….


Love…  .



Days of Black and White


Red Skelton


“Good night and God bless..”

Go all the way to the bottom past the pictures. I think you’ll enjoy it.
Whoever wrote this must have been my next door neighbor
because it totally described my childhood to a ‘T.’
Hope you enjoy it.


Black and White


Our Gang Movies

Jacki Gleason Show

Micky Mouse Club - Annette Funicello

Batman & Robin TV

Gene Autry (I think)

Andy Griffith Show

Lone Ranger & Tonto

Barney Phife

Black and White
(Under age 40? You won’t understand.)

TV Snow

You could hardly see for all the snow,

Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go..

Pull a chair up to the TV set,

‘Good Night, David.
Good Night, Chet.’

Mom Chef

My Mom used to cut chicken,
chop eggs and spread mayo
on the same cutting board
with the same knife and no bleach,
but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger
on the counter and I used to eat it raw
sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches
were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag,
not in ice pack coolers,
but I can’t remember getting e.coli.

Boy Swimming

Almost all of us would have rather
gone swimming in the lake
instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring),
no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up
a phone in a jail cell, and a pager
was the school PA system.

Smelly Gym Shoes

We all took gym, not PE…
and risked permanent injury
with a pair of high top Ked’s (only worn in gym)
instead of having cross-training athletic shoes
with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors.
I can’t recall any injuries but they must have happened
because they tell us how much safer we are now.


Stick Man - Gym



Flunking gym was not an option…
even for stupid kids!
I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers
and sang the national anthem,
and staying in detention after school
caught all sorts of negative attention.


School Nurse

We must have had horribly damaged psyches.
What an archaic health system we had then.
Remember school nurses?
Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish
something before I was allowed
to be proud of myself.

I just can’t recall how bored we were
without computers, Play Station, Nintendo,
X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations..

Oh yeah… and where was the Benadryl
and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting?
I could have been killed!

We played ‘king of the hill’ on piles of gravel
left on vacant construction sites,
and when we got hurt,
Mom pulled out the  48-cent bottle
of mercurochrome (kids liked it better
because it didn’t sting like iodine did)
and then we got our butt spanked.


School Butt Spanking


Now it’s a trip to the emergency room,
followed by a 10-day dose
of a $49 bottle of antibiotics,
and then Mom calls the attorney
to sue the contractor for leaving
a horribly vicious pile of gravel
where it was such a threat.

We didn’t act up at the neighbor’s house either,
because if we did we got our butt spanked there
and then we got our butt spanked again
when we got home.


Walk to Wood Shed


I recall Donny Reynolds from next door
coming over and doing his tricks
on the front stoop, just before he fell off.
Little did his Mom know that she
could have owned our house. 
Instead, she picked him up and swatted him
for being such a goof.
It was a neighborhood run amuck.


Turned Over Mom's Knee



To top it off, not a single person I knew
had ever been told that they were from
a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that? 

We needed to get into group therapy
and anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped
by so many societal ills,
that we didn’t even notice
that the entire country
wasn’t taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?


Pass this to someone and remember that
life’s most simple pleasures are very often the best.



Garfield cup coffee lg

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came    to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Coastal   Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota
Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions?  NO? Didn’t think So.


JRH 3/10/11 (Hat Tip: Stephen)


I received this as chain email. I may have even seen it before; however I enjoyed the humor. I hope you did as well.

Muslim Brotherhood Will NEVER Make it in the USA

This video was sent to me in humor with the moniker: “This is why the Muslim Brotherhood will Never Make it in the USA”. Really its just a gun lover’s video, but think of the possibilities to responding violent Jihad enclaves in America.


JRH 2/7/11

Indian Wanting Coffee

This election joke was sent by a friend. It is quite humorous!


JRH 10/28/10 (Hat Tip: Vicki)


Indian Wanting Coffee:


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.  He says to the waiter:





“Want coffee.”


The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”


He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee…..


The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.


He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling ANOTHER male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:




“Want coffee.”


The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto!


We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.  What was all that about, anyway?”


The Indian smiles and proudly says,




“Training for position in United States Congress.


Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”



Sarah Biden: Vice-Presidential meltdown.

Sarah Palin 2

Victor Davis Hanson writes a parody using Sarah Palins name yet pointing out the many gaffes of Joe Biden.


I had no idea the classical historian had such a sense of humor. At first I was outraged being kind of slow to realize a classicist was utilizing such wit in political humor.


Then I wondered if I was actually reading a Hanson column. I checked to see if by mistake I went to Ann Coulter. After the double take and realizing the hilarity of Hansons pointed parody, I sat back and relaxed to enjoy the read.


You should as well.


JRH 10/2/08

Joe Biden Humor 

The new little red story

Okay it is time for some political humor at the expense of the Slanted Left Democrat Party.


If you are a Conservative get ready for an excellent good old fashion belly laugh.


If you are a Leftie, read it and weep.


JRH 8/27/08


The new little red story


Blockhead’s Blog

Aug 25, 2008 at 10:38 PM


The New "Little Red Hen" Story – if it weren’t so true, it would be cute and funny, but it ain’t funny!


The Little Red Hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, ‘If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?’

‘Not I,’ said the cow.

‘Not I,’ said the duck.

‘Not I,’ said the pig.

‘Not I,’ said the goose.

‘Then I will do it by myself,’ said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

‘Who will help me reap my wheat?’ asked the little red hen.

‘Not I,’ said the duck…

‘Out of my classification,’ said the pig.

‘I’d lose my seniority,’ said the cow.

‘I’d lose my unemployment compensation,’ said the goose.

‘Then I will do it by myself,’ said the little red hen, and so she did.


At last it came time to bake the bread.

‘Who will help me bake the bread?’ asked the little red hen.

‘That would be overtime for me,’ said the cow.

‘I’d lose my welfare benefits,’ said the duck.

‘I’m a dropout and never learned how,’ said the pig.

‘If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,’ said the goose.

‘Then I will do it by myself,’ said the little red hen.


She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.

They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, ‘No, I shall eat all five loaves.’

‘Excess profits!’ cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

‘Capitalist leech!’ screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

‘I demand equal rights!’ yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.


Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, ‘You must not be so greedy.’

‘But I earned the bread,’ said the little red hen.

‘Exactly,’ said Barack the farmer. ‘That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.’


And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, ‘I am grateful, for now I truly understand.’

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. ‘Fairness’ had been established. Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared…so long as there was free bread that ‘the rich’ were paying for.



Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.




From Dan-LOLOL



Blockhead’s Vox profile page.