What is an infidel?


Islam- Rel of Peace - Kills Infidels by millionz

 

I received one of those chain emails that I have to post because the spirit of the message rings so true. Now I’ll be honest it seems that I have read this in the past as in a long time ago. Which means this chain has been floating around the Internet for some time. In such cases I cannot vouch for the attributed author, indeed I’d say it is a good guess that the attributed Minister – Rick Mathes – may have had nothing to do with this story. NONETHELESS, as I said, the question asked to a Muslim Cleric if he was honest would have to answer in the same way. If a Cleric answered directly in the negative or began an obfuscation about what the Quran says elsewhere he would be lying or engaging in deception (which Muslims call taqiyya).

 

JRH 8/7/13 (Hat Tip: Vicki)

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What is an infidel?

 

Attributed to Rick Mathes

Sent: Aug 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

 

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry:

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination. If you have a pulse you have a purpose.

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!

Last month I attended my annual training session that’s required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.

During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who each explained their beliefs. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say.

The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:

‘Please, correct me if I’m wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven.

If that’s the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?’

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, ‘Non-believers!’

I responded, ‘So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?’

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.’

He sheepishly replied, ‘Yes.’ I then stated, ‘Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine The Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!’

The Muslim was speechless!

I continued, ‘I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question:

Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?’

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the ‘Diversification’ training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims’ beliefs.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!

I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference….

(FOR CHRIST’S SAKE….SEND THIS ON . . .)

 

Comment on ‘… Liars Supporting Murfreesboro Radical Islam’


I post on a few social blogs as well as my primary blog SlantRight 2.0. At my blog at the TCU I posted “Bell Exposes the Liars Supporting Murfreesboro Radical Islam.” A comment there deserves to be shared en masse.

 

The written comment is followed by an extremely humorous video from 2008. The comment reads “I suggest that Murfreesboro start buying up property and do what our friend in Katy, Texas did.”

 

Followed by the video:

 

pig race mosque pt 2

 

 

JRH 8/1/12 (Hat Tip: Shayn Roby)

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THE DEBT CEILING


Septic Flush

It is political humor time. The butt of the joke is the “debt ceiling”.

 

JRH 6/11/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)

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THE DEBT CEILING

 

Sent 6/10/12 3:50 PM

 

* Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.

* Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING

 

* Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.

 

* NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING.

 

SO – Allow me to explain.

 

Let’s say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

 

What do you think you should do?

 

Raise the ceilings or pump out the s**t? (Jeopardy moment for “s**t”: another word for excrement. What is ___?)

 

Your choice is coming in November. Don’t miss the opportunity.

Dem-GOP Humor


It is political humor time. Now we settle who is better: Democrats or Republicans.

 

JRH 6/8/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)

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Hot Air Baloon

 

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama-Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

P R I C E L E SS!

Underwear Bomber Humor


human bomb class - suicide bombers

Here is quite funny humor pertaining to the post Underwear Bomber 2.0 Foiled. The humor is from the blog post at America Conservative 2 Conservative (formerly America Coast 2 Coast) or AC2C.

 

JRH 5/11/12 (Thanks Michael and Gunner)

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Comment by Gunner Panobscot

5/10/12

 

I don’t understand how they caught this guy to begin with.  Anyone know?  And who made the undies, Fruit of the Boom?  BVDestruction?  Slains? Playwrecks?  Was the guy singing Allah La La BOOM Dee Aye?  Was his name Barak O’Bomber?  Questions, questions, questions.

Planning Ahead for 2013


Here is some political humor sent as a chain email. The only text is the title. Warning! If you are a Muslim you will not appreciate the humor.

 

JRH 4/10/12

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Planning Ahead for 2013

 

 

Muslim White House

 

Camel Cowboy

 

Shell Oil to Hell Oil

 

McHammad's Camel Drive-Thru

 

Falafel King

Rag-Head KFC Colonel

EGYPT Obama

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A HAPPYGRAM


It’s political humor time.

 

JRH 4/1/12 (Hat Tip Vicki)

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A HAPPYGRAM

 

Chain Email

Sent: Apr 1, 2012 at 1:54 PM

 

If this doesn’t cheer you up, nothing will…..

 

BHO - I quit

 

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

Granny animation

 

Solution to the problem in Libya: They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.

Psalm 2011 – Political Humor


Here is some hilarious political humor that I believe is a response to the Left’s war on Christianity.

 

JRH 3/10/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)

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Psalm 2011

 

Political Humor

 

BHO Shepherds Libtard Sheep

 

Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me Beside the still factories.

 

Labor Day Picnic in Mexico

 

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
For his party’s sake.

 

Homeless Guy & Gal toon 2Homeless Guy & Gal toon

 

Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

 

Burdened with Debt & Taxes

 

He has Anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.

 

Poverty & Mortgage all the Days of Life

 

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

 

Patriot Old Lady

 

I’m glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free,

 

Me-dog & BHO-Tree

 

But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree!

 


PRAY FOR YOUR PRESIDENT!!

 

Pray for BHO bumper sticker PS 109_8

 

—– Psalm 109:8

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind  a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”.

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing & laughing. Then she read it to me.  I couldn’t believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.

Psalm 109:8 ~ “Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.”

At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president!
Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.

Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

Stop the Spread of this Disease


BHO Strait Jacket insane

So, it is time for chain email political humor.

 

If you are a Conservative you will roar with laughter.

 

If you are Leftist, I give you permission to choke on it.

 

JRH 2/15/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)

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Stop the Spread of this Disease

Information about GonorrheaLectim

 

Chain Email

Sent: Feb 14, 2012 at 11:09 AM

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect’em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
 
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
 
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
 
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.