The Fishing King and the Donkey


Every once in awhile I run into something so hilarious it must be shared even if I can’t vouch for a specific author. I came upon such an occasion while surfing the Social Media Platform USA Life.

On the Re-Elect Trump 2020 Group, Terry Hill posted a humorous political parable on the origin of the Democratic Party. Hill didn’t provide a title so I am arbitrarily making one up.

 

JRH 5/21/19

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The Fishing King and the Donkey

 

Posted by Terry Hill

May 20, 2019

Re-Elect Trump 2020

 

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

And thus the symbol of the democrat party was born. The practice is unbroken to this day.

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Schiff Eating Grin


I don’t think I’ve ever posted only a political cartoon as a comment on Dem liars before. Here is an A.F. Branco toon that sums everything, courtesy of Legal Insurrection.

 

Schiff Eating Grin

 

JRH 3/26/19

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Alternative Math | Short Film


Learn how the Leftist mind operates by how they understand math followed by Leftist hypocrisy when their own math is used against them!!!!!

 

JRH 10/19/18

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VIDEO: Alternative Math | Short Film

 

Posted by Ideaman

Published on Sep 19, 2017

 

A well meaning math teacher finds herself trumped by a post-fact America.

Hillary’s Late Night Phone Call To the President


Political humor in pictures. And when I say humor, I mean Hilarious humor!

 

JRH 8/7/17 (Hat tip Paul S)

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Hillary’s Late Night Phone Call To the President

 

August 1, 2017

DiogenesMiddleFinger.com

 

Hillary Clinton phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President’s assistant finally agreed to disturb his boss’s important study time…….

 

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Diogenes Sarcastica

 

… is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning example of a placental mammal, who casually shrugs off a promising career as a technical innovator and major driving force in the recording industry to throw rubber chickens at the leftist loonies on the interwebz. Also, she is very modest, and truthful. She presently resides in a broken down voodoo shack somewhere in the wilds of Northwest Louisiana.

 

CNN Succumbs To Meme Warfare – Vol. IV


The pseudonymous arkarcangel found and posted a hilarious video collage supportive of President Trump. The video was created by Infowars. I usually don’t find Alex Jones a person worthy of credibility in news; however, this video pokes some serious fun on CNN primarily, but also on Fake News in general. The Infowars also includes a smattering of Fox News = Fake News. Undoubtedly the Fox News inclusion is due to the Conservative network isn’t exactly friendly toward Alex Jones.

 

Regardless of your regard for Alex Jones cred, this is an extremely humorous mocking of CNN. Or at least I thought so.

 

JRH 7/12/17

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Posted by arkarcangel

Jul 10, 2017

 

VIDEO: CNN Succumbs To Meme Warfare – Vol. IV

 

Posted by The Alex Jones Channel

Published on Jul 10, 2017

 

In attempting to shame the creator of a meme they didn’t like, CNN inadvertently opened the flood gates of meme warfare, and now find themselves the target of more memes than ever before!

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Twitterdom Responds to CNN Blackmail Threat


John R. Houk

© July 6, 2017

 

CNN is often ridiculed by American Conservatives with various names for the acronym:

 

  • Communist News Network

 

  • Fake News Network

 

  • Clinton News Network

 

This just names the few I can think of off the top of my head.

 

I understand that it was a teenager that came up with the 20-second or so video of President Trump putting a wrestling move on CNN (originally Vince McMahon of WWE) body slamming the network beneath the wrestling ring. The tweet video went viral and got under CNN nerves so much they blasted President Trump for showing it and sent their cadres of crack investigators to hunt down the kid who created the post on Reddit.

 

CNN found the teenager and undoubtedly shared the network displeasure with the video. The frightened teenager (HanAssholeSolo) then delivered a full-throated apology which CNN promptly publicly accepted … BUT threatened to expose the kid’s identity apart from his twitter handle to the public:

 

CNN reporter Andrew Kaczynski opted not to identify the user “because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again.”

 

But Kaczynski then added that “CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change,” seemingly indicating that CNN would identify the user if he repeats his “ugly behavior” on social media. That sentence was widely interpreted as a threat.  (‘Extremely Unethical’ — CNN Draws Backlash After Threatening To ID Reddit User Behind Trump’s WWE Video; By Peter Hasson; The Daily Caller; 7/4/17 11:27 PM)

 

CAN YOU SAY, “BLACKMAIL”!!!!

 

In response Twitterdom began make their own President Trump whoops up on CNN videos. I wonder if CNN will these people down as well?

 

JRH 7/6/17

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More Photoshopped Vids of Trump Destroying CNN Go Viral… Here’s 60 Seconds of Pure Fun

 

By TIFFANI GREY

JULY 5, 2017 12:13PM

Conservative Tribune

 

When CNN decided to seek out the Reddit user responsible for the hilarious President Donald Trump vs CNN wrestling meme video, the network unintentionally put a target on its own from the whole of the internet.

 

This new meme video show 60 seconds of Trump beating CNN in various ways… let’s see if CNN is going to track this user down as well.

 

CNN issued a statement, according to The Hill in which it asserted that it had found the Reddit user who created for the following meme:

 

 

After finding out the person’s identity, CNN then apparently tried to show some couth by not releasing the user’s name. The network’s statement in part read:

 

“CNN is not publishing ‘HanA**holeSolo’s’ name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.”

 

However, the network’s statement also came with a veiled warning to the user should he decide to continue his “behavior.” The statement added that, “CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.”

 

Now, after being harshly criticized for creating a witch hunt to find the Reddit user, CNN unwittingly opened up a can of worms on the internet.

 

Someone else decided to show the network how infantile and childish it acted by releasing a 60-second clip showing a photoshopped Donald Trump beating a photoshopped CNN in various situations.

 

The tweet was sent from YouTube personality Mike Cernovich’s official account with the caption: “CNN tracked down the creator of the Trump wrestling meme and threatened him. This is how the internet is responding.”

 

 

 

The reaction on Twitter has been absolutely hilarious:

 

 

https://twitter.com/immigrant4trump/status/882626613220921347

 

CNN proved that it is a fake news network by repeatedly reporting falsities, and by engaging in Twitter warfare instead of focusing on real news.

 

No word on whether or not CNN reporters have tracked down the creator of the 60-second compilation yet, but should they do so that would further prove that the “news” network is nothing but a gossip media outlet.

 

Share this story on Facebook and Twitter if you enjoyed the compilation and add your voice to the comment section below.

 

H/T Nabeel Azeez 

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Youtube Version of VIDEO: FUNNIEST CNN MEMES COLLECTION

 

Posted by Klay Network

Published on Jul 4, 2017

 

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CNN BLACKMAILS KID FOR HUMILIATING THEM IN FUNNY GIF OF TRUMP SLAMMING CNN?

CNN TRACKED DOWN CREATOR OF TRUMP WRESTLING MEME AND THREATENED HIM

THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET IS RRESPONDING

CNN Threatens Reddit User For Exercising Free Speech

MIKE CERNOVICH DROPS THE MIC

#CNNBLACKMAIL

DID A CNN REPORTER BLACKMAIL A 15 YEAR OLD?

TUESDAY

JULY 4 2017

7/4/17

CNN Blackmails Private Citizen Over Tweet

Of Trump Slamming CNN GIF

CNN Blackmails Citizen Over Tweet Of President Donald Trump Slamming CNN GIF WWE STYLE

july 4 2017

7/4/17

CNN’S ANDREW KACZYNSKI IS EXTORTING A PRIVATE CITIZEN, SOMEONE NOT FAMOUS, WITH THREATS OF DOXING

CNN IS THREATENING A PRIVATE CITIZEN OVER TWEET OF TRUMP SLAMMING CNN

CNN threatened Tuesday to expose the identity of the Reddit user who had claimed credit for creating the spoof wrestling video that President Donald Trump tweeted on Sunday morning, showing him fighting the cable network.

After reporting Monday that the Reddit user, “HanAssholeSolo,” had a history of racist and antisemitic tweets, CNN tracked him (apparently, he is male) down and attempted to make contact with him by email and telephone.

On Tuesday, the Reddit user posted an apology

CNN’s Andrew Kaczynski then reported Tuesday that CNN had “identified the man behind the account,” and had spoken with the Reddit user after he posted his apology. The Reddit user reportedly “asked to not be named out of fear for his personal safety and for the public embarrassment it would bring to him and his family,” Kaczynski said.

Ultimately, CNN decided not to reveal his identity — not for safety reasons, but for political ones

CNN IS EXTORTING A PRIVATE CITIZEN

CNN IS THREATNING TO DOX A PRIVATE CITIZEN

CNN, A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION IS THREATNING A PRIVATE CITIZEN

CNN’S ANDREW KACZYNSKI IS EXTORTING A PRIVATE CITIZEN, SOMEONE NOT FAMOUS, WITH THREATS OF DOXING

CNN IS THREATENING A PRIVATE CITIZEN OVER TWEET OF TRUMP SLAMMING CNN

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Twitterdom Responds to CNN Blackmail Threat

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© July 6, 2017

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Guns Don’t Kill People, The Clinton’s DO!


John R. Houk

© June 26, 2017

 

I was thinking of the Seth Rich murder and the dubious way the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) of Washington D.C. are investigating said murder and I ran into this photo of Crooked Hillary pointing a gun. The post is on the G+ Community Liberals Are Destroying America. Here is a direct quote of the caption introducing the photo:

 

Guns don’t kill people, the Clinton’s do

 

The person credited with posting the photo is Moshe Borisoff. I don’t know if the name is authentic or a pseudonym. Either way, AWESOME POST Moshe! I added the text to the photo.

 

Frankly, I am unsure Moshe if had Seth Rich in mind or the alleged mysterious Clinton body count of people that might have been able to testify against Slick Willie and wife Crooked Hillary over the years of scandalous and potential crimes stretching prior to the Governor’s house, through the White House and afterwards.

How’s that for an intro to some political humor?

 

JRH 6/26/17

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