Bad News About My Health


Skull-Cross Bones & Allah Virus

 

I consider Justin Smith a friend. When I first read this it was quickly and I actually began reading at “I am sorry …” Never hearing of a disease called PIST-AWF that was fairly new I was a bit concerned. Then I came to the explanation of exactly what PIST-AWF is. Well, you need to read the rest …

 

 

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Bad News About My Health

 

Justin O. Smith post

Attributed to: Pat Arnold

Facebook date: 4/23/15

 

Pat Arnold’s Keen Wit … LOL ___

 

I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to some of your emails.

 

I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF.

 

For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly
Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.

 

January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month
disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been deemed “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” (PIST-AWF).

 

Symptoms include:

 

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists

 

*Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.

 

*Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

 

*Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.

 

*Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

 

*Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF.

 

If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available sometime between November of 2016 and January 2017.

 

Yes, I am PIST-AWF.

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Edited by John R. Houk

Bold text by the Editor

 

 

Author: oneway2day

I am a Neoconservative Christian Right blogger. I also spend a significant amount of time of exposing theopolitical Islam.

6 thoughts on “Bad News About My Health”

  1. Voting in November is not enough. Our effort must begin prior to the primaries. We must demand honesty from our prospective nominees. Issue this critical challenge to every politician who craves the presidential nomination:

    What is the single five letter word best describing the lowest common denominator of members of this set? [Abdullah Azzam Brigades, Abu Nidal Organization, Abu Sayyaf, Aden-Abyan Islamic Army, Ajnad Misr, Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj,
    al-Aqsa oundation, al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades, Al-Badr, al-Gama’a al-Islamiyya Al Ghurabaa, al-Haramain Foundation, Al-Itihaad al-Islamiya,
    Al-Mourabitoun, Al-Nusra Front, al-Qaeda, al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, Al-Shabaab, ,Takfir wal-Hijra
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen, All Tripura Tiger Force, Ansar al-Sharia (Libya), Ansar al-Sharia (Tunisia), Ansar al-Islam, , Jamaat Ansar al-Sunna,
    Ansar Bait al-Maqdis, Ansar Dine, Ansaru, Armed Islamic Group of Algeria, Army of Islam, Osbat al-Ansar, Balochistan Liberation Army,
    Boko Haram, Caucasus Emirate, Comite’ de Blenfaisance et de Solidarite’ avec la Plestinem, East Turkestan Islamic Movement,
    East Turkestan Liberation Organization, Egyptian Islamic Jihad, Great Eastern Islamic Raiders’ Front, Hamas, Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades,
    Haqqani network, Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami, Harkat-al-Jihad al-Islami in Bangladesh, Harkat-ul-Mujahideen, ,Harakat-Ul-Mujahideen/Alami
    Harakat Sham al-Islam, Hezb-e Islami Gulbuddin, Hezbollah, Hilafet Devleti, Hizb ut-Tahrir, Hizbul Mujahideen, Hofstad Network,
    Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development, Houthis, Indian Mujahideen, Islamic Jihad, Jamaat Mujahideen, Islamic Jihad Union,
    Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, Jaish-e-Mohammed, Jaish al-Muhajireen wal-Ansar, Jamaat Ul-Furquan.
    Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, Jamaat-ul-Mujahideen Bangladesh, Jamiat al-Islah al-Idzhtimai, Jamiat ul-Ansar, Jamiat-e Islami, Jemaah Islamiyah, ,Jamaah Ansharut Tauhid, Jund al-Aqsa, Jund al-Khilafah, Jund al-Sham, Jundallah, Khuddam ul-Islam, Lashkar-e-Taiba, Lashkar-e-Jhangvi,
    Libyan Islamic Fighting Group, Moroccan Islamic Combatant Group, Movement for Oneness and Jihad in West Africa,
    Mujahideen Shura Council in the Environs of Jerusalem, Muslim Brotherhood, Palestine al-muslima, Palestine Liberation Front, Palestinian Islamic Jihad,
    Palestinian Relief Development Fund – Interpal, People’s Congress of Ichkeria and Dagestan, People’s Mujahedin of Iran,
    Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine – General Command, Quds Force,
    Tevhid-Selam (Al-Quds Army); Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan, Society of the Revival of Islamic Heritage, Stichting Al Aqsa,
    Students Islamic Movement of India, Supreme Military Majlis ul-Shura of the United Mujahideen Forces of Caucasus, Taliban,
    Tehreek-e-Nafaz-e-Shariat-e-Mohammadi, Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan, Tanzim]

    If they will not answer “ISLAM”, do not vote for them in the primary.

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