10 WAYS TO SHOW YOU ARE A MUSLIM


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Muslim humor at the expense of Islam. Warning, some of the humor may sound in poor taste, but so is homicidal suicide.

 

JRH 11/2/14

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10 WAYS TO SHOW YOU ARE A MUSLIM

 

Shared by David Dodt Sr.

October 30, 2014 3:04pm

Posted to John Houk Facebook Timeline

 

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

 

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

 

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

 

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon
to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

 

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide,
you may be a Muslim

 

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

 

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

 

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

 

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

 

10. If you find this offensive and don’t forward it, You may be a Muslim.

 

JRH 11/2/14

Author: oneway2day

I am a Neoconservative Christian Right blogger. I also spend a significant amount of time of exposing theopolitical Islam.

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