Category Archives: Humor
Comment on ‘… Liars Supporting Murfreesboro Radical Islam’
I post on a few social blogs as well as my primary blog SlantRight 2.0. At my blog at the TCU I posted “Bell Exposes the Liars Supporting Murfreesboro Radical Islam.” A comment there deserves to be shared en masse.
The written comment is followed by an extremely humorous video from 2008. The comment reads “I suggest that Murfreesboro start buying up property and do what our friend in Katy, Texas did.”
Followed by the video:
JRH 8/1/12 (Hat Tip: Shayn Roby)
THE DEBT CEILING
It is political humor time. The butt of the joke is the “debt ceiling”.
JRH 6/11/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
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THE DEBT CEILING
Sent 6/10/12 3:50 PM
* Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.
* Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING.
* NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING.
SO – Allow me to explain.
Let’s say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the ceilings or pump out the s**t? (Jeopardy moment for “s**t”: another word for excrement. What is ___?)
Your choice is coming in November. Don’t miss the opportunity.
Dem-GOP Humor
It is political humor time. Now we settle who is better: Democrats or Republicans.
JRH 6/8/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama-Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
P R I C E L E SS!
Underwear Bomber Humor
Here is quite funny humor pertaining to the post Underwear Bomber 2.0 Foiled. The humor is from the blog post at America Conservative 2 Conservative (formerly America Coast 2 Coast) or AC2C.
JRH 5/11/12 (Thanks Michael and Gunner)
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Comment by Gunner Panobscot
5/10/12
I don’t understand how they caught this guy to begin with. Anyone know? And who made the undies, Fruit of the Boom? BVDestruction? Slains? Playwrecks? Was the guy singing Allah La La BOOM Dee Aye? Was his name Barak O’Bomber? Questions, questions, questions.
Planning Ahead for 2013
Here is some political humor sent as a chain email. The only text is the title. Warning! If you are a Muslim you will not appreciate the humor.
JRH 4/10/12
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Planning Ahead for 2013
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A HAPPYGRAM
It’s political humor time.
JRH 4/1/12 (Hat Tip Vicki)
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A HAPPYGRAM
Chain Email
Sent: Apr 1, 2012 at 1:54 PM
If this doesn’t cheer you up, nothing will…..
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
–Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
–David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
–Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
–David Letterman
Solution to the problem in Libya: They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
Psalm 2011 – Political Humor
Here is some hilarious political humor that I believe is a response to the Left’s war on Christianity.
JRH 3/10/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
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Psalm 2011
Political Humor
Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me Beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
For his party’s sake.
Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has Anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I’m glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free,
But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree!
PRAY FOR YOUR PRESIDENT!!
—– Psalm 109:8
My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8″.
When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing & laughing. Then she read it to me. I couldn’t believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.
Psalm 109:8 ~ “Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.”
At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president!
Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.
Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?
Stop the Spread of this Disease
So, it is time for chain email political humor.
If you are a Conservative you will roar with laughter.
If you are Leftist, I give you permission to choke on it.
JRH 2/15/12 (Hat Tip: Vicki)
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Stop the Spread of this Disease
Information about GonorrheaLectim
Chain Email
Sent: Feb 14, 2012 at 11:09 AM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect’em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Prophet muhammad pbuh speaking
NoGuff sent some religious humor concerning Islam. Warning, if you are a Muslim you will not appreciate the video. If you are a Kafir, you will laugh hilariously!
JRH 10/27/11
Who is Kryzhanovsky
I have been intrigued with the claims of Mikhail Kryzhanovsky of being a super spy former KGB assassin that evolved into a CIA assassin. This somewhat comic video demonstrates that his claims are simply too out of this world to believe.
JRH 9/10/11 (Hat Tip: Lancaster)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IU0Jx_dZg
